Week 5 Recap and Photos

Wow, what a weekend.

Saturday
Steve Lawson earned his first ever Get-Out-of-Penalty Box free card when he showed up on Saturday afternoon with two Santini's Pizzas and a case of Lite Beer (note: this is one more case than D. Gordon has purchased all season)









This Saturday was not a good day for Satan, George Steinbrenner, Bin-Laden, Steve Loonan and all other evil-do-ers as the Mets proceeded to the next round and the Yankees were eliminated. The next day however the baseball season was cancelled.



Buck also earned his first Get-Out-of-Penalty-Box Free Card when he upheld the integrity of the box by serving a sentence given to Dustin who had selfishly refused to go to the box because he was "too lazy". Great job Buck.












Sunday

G-MEN - 19
FORESKINS - 3

Thats all I have to say about that.














Everyone found themselves extremely disappointed and extremely hungry when Bucktown was a no-show on Sunday. This Sunday has been the well-advertised date that Buck was going to make his famous Reuben sandwiches. As a result no-one made other food arrangements and mass-hunger and severe drunkiness resulted.




When asked about the hunger of everyone at Football Sunday, Nicole Anderson stated: "Let them eat cake"






Bill Schwertzke Superfan Award: Push. Great performances all around, keep up the good work. Honorable Mention: Hank (for participating in activities that D. Gordon has not done thus far this season)


Jennie Finch Award Winner: Dustin's Sister Kristen
Everybody in attendance on this Football Sunday got lucky when Kristen made a suprise appearance taking center stage and stealing the show.












Boner Stabone/Dustin M. Gordon Award Winner: Dustin Gordon

While attempting to provide Nato with an ice-cold malty beverage, Dustin flung a 12 ounce can over his back at point blank range which unfortunately crashed into a wall full of framed SI covers which he had not taken into account. A professionally framed SI cover commemorating Syracuse's National Hoops Championship fell victim to Dustin's dumbness.